Bancuri


Invatatoarea la clasa a III-a:
– Copii, astazi am sa va explic cum vin pe lume copiii mici.
Roxy, din ultima banca:
– Doamna invatatoare, noi astia care ne-am fu*ut deja, putem iesi afara la o tigara?

Doi tigani, dupa ce jefuiesc o banca, revin la domiciliu cu un sac plin de bancnote.
– Gogule, hai sa numaram banii!
– Las-o, bai, dracu’, ca oricum aflam suma de la stiri inainte sa terminam noi de numarat.

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