Bancuri


Intr-o farmacie intra un tanar, plin de el, care arata farmacistei mana dreapta ridicata in sus, cu degetele rasfirate.
– Cinci, spune el.
– Cinci ce, zise farmacista?
– Cinci Viagra, ca in seara asta vine o rusoaica la mine si vreau sa fiu in forma. Ziua cealalta apare tanarul in usa , ceva mai mohorat, si ridica ambele maini in sus. La care farmacista:
– Zece Viagra ??!!!! La care tanarul:
– Nu, o crema de maini, ca nu a venit rusoaica.

O profesoara noua intra in clasa si spune:
-Cine se crede prost sa se ridice in picioare.
Dupa cateva secunde bula se ridica in picioare.
-Te crezi prost bula?Intreaba profesoara.
La care bula raspunde:
-Nu doamna dar ma simteam rusinat sa stati doar dumneavoastra in picioare.

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