Bancuri


Mama gravida isi intreaba copilul de 5 ani:
– Ce vrei tu sa iti aduca barza, un frate sau o sora?
– Mami, daca nu te doare prea tare pasarica, vreau un calut de lemn.

La sala de fitness:
– Vreau sa impresionez o fata, pe care aparat sa-l folosesc?
– Foloseste bancomatul!

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