Bancuri


Sub un pod stateau doi cersetori:
– Ai auzit ce-a facut Bula?
– Nu, ce s-a intamplat?
– Si-a gasit o slujba!
– Pentru bani, ala e in stare de orice.

Doctorul catre pacient:
– Am o veste buna si una rea, pe care o vreti prima?
– Pe cea buna.
– Mai aveti de trait 72 de ore!
– Cuuuum? Si vestea rea care mai e?
– Va caut de ieri sa va spun asta!

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  1. incaunipocrit | Reply

    Reblogged this on ATA MOTEK.

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